I'm a 10x Software Engineer that exposes the system by WTFing it.

Hey, my joke blockchain lineup is like crypto for Musk, laugh-ensured with Typescript level validation.

It's so unicorn stellar, there's no need for pre-deployment QA, bugs are reported in prod

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... and I totally shipped this website.